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01/05/09
Long Island Ice Tea is PO-fucking-potent!
by ArtoEvo at Citysearch
"Wanna play some darts?" was the first line i heard from a rather inebriated gentleman with a shaved head. "God-dammit, i don't want no lime in my corona, that's for queens and my dad!" was the second sentence out of his mouth. the self-proclaimed 'nephew of Mona Maytag" bought me many rounds of drinks. Some of the most dangerously mixed long island ice teas in existence....Hopefully you have someone to drive you home because this place is in the middle of the butt-crack of Dutchess county.
- Pros: Drunken sons of appliance empires will buy you rounds
- Cons: white trash is the culture...know thyself young grasshopper
