This line stopped me in my tracks:.
So much so, that I had to read it several times: "HOW CAN I USE MY BORING BABY TO SPICE UP MY IMAGE"?
It behooves me to suggest--I know, this is over the top--that the "owner" of that little parcel identified as her offspring, should consider, if she finds this question anywhere within the realm of normalcy, to offer her "boring baby" up to a real live human family, and just go out and shop. Preferably' till she drops. THAT'S how offensive I find this AD COPY FOR TEHEN.
This store gives you everything you need for your wardrobe its a one stop shop ! I dont need to go to the department stores. I wish they make the store bigger and carry more stuff jewerly make up etc....
The Best Boutique Around.
The best selection of designers that you will find anywhere around South Jersey or Philadelphia. Friendliest staff, always the first store to get a new popular designer, tons of the best go-out tops, fancy dresses, and they do not charge for alterations. After shopping all over te country i must say this store is my favorite!
A Slice of NYC in Cherry Hill, NJ.
The Best of the Best anywhere close to NYC, Paris, Milan. Cavelli, Tahari, Rodriguez, Diane Von Furstenberg, True Religion, Antik Denim. SHOES TO DIE FOR!!!!!! Run, don't walk to get there first for the most FABULOUS fashions!!!