Mayberry on acid.
The moment you walk through those swingin' saloon doors you know... this is something special! With locals that make you feel right at home (if you live in a world where everyone has a bizarro nickname and is possibly on the lam). The drinks are plentiful and served up with just the right amount of wild west, who-the-hell-are-you attitude. Live music on the weekends makes for tons of fun as you two-step to avoid the puddles of beer (God, I hope that's beer) on the postage-stamp dancefloor. Simply put, this is the finest watering hole in all of the world!!!