10/21/03
Dive!
by ailurophile
What a dive! Going to the Church Key made me feel like I was at a bad frat party, except at least at a frat party there are usually more comfortable places to sit. The clientele were completely trashed, stumbling drunkenly with eyes rolling around like zombies. The drinks were so incredibly strong that they tasted awful. If you're a college kid looking to get wasted maybe the Church Key is the place for you. Otherwise, steer clear of it.
- Cons: bad crowd, uncomfortable seating, drinks too strong
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